Do not be so upset you look wonderful

Let me introduce You to Erik Redneck our Swedish short order cook just off the boat from Valhalla.
He has had his fair share of frustrations while working closely with some of the members of my staff.
A few minutes with Erik and you will not only look wonderful, he will make you feel wonderful too.
                  Regards
                "The Boz"
Hi there. I am Erik Redneck
So you think you got problems - let me tell you about my problems so you get yours in perspective. You know "Boz" the
fellow in charge of these cyberworks who hired me because one of my references said I was an experienced GOPHER,
and a second class sailor that made a nice cup of JAVA. Being a 2nd class Navigator Boz put me in charge for a while
of HTML page development for the Navigator 2.01 Browser. I soon discovered that was not my niche in life.

I was then offered a basement opportunity to head up a new division called FAXWORKS. We do not have 95 windows
in this department like they have at the cybertec corporate office and Boz told me not to worry about windows any more.

To reach me you can simply send a fax for attention Erik Redneck Faxworks. My fax number is 1-519-759-8190. If you
give me the information on your business card I will send you a username and password by fax that you should not have
any problems with.  If you have an e-mail address that would be helpful. It makes the Gophers upstairs happy.

PS. If you are one of them experienced Web Surfers who care to explain to the cybertech geeks, who use 95 windows in
their office, that their registration program is "no good". I'll let you in on a secret. I had problems too- Certain versions of
Eudora light, the e-mail program you may be using, require that the e-mail message sent out to you ends with a double
carriage return. (2 keyboard strokes with the "enter" key) otherwise the e-mail message will drop the last two input
letters or digits. Your password should have 6 letters or digits. If the password you got back only contained 4, this
is likely the reason you could not log-on.

Tell them to sharpen up and that ignorance is no excuse when you claim to work for the Cybertech House of Excellence.

to email complains and/or make a request for manual registration:
erikredneck@wireworld.com



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